return my video game
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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