so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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