I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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