brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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