hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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