im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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