WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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