Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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