I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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