sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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