I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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