This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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