Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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