Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
