I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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