Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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