How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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