I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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