why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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