Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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