Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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