Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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