office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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