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(406): View more from Montana

she pinky promised me she was 18

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(705): View more from Ontario

From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(541): View more from Oregon

She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.

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(330): View more from Ohio

My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

How was your 8:30 class today?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.

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(289): View more from Ontario

If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot

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(940): View more from Texas

low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.

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