Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize