So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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