bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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