Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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