Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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