Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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