Sponge bath it is.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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