I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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