my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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