So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
40s are totally the cure
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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