I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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