chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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