Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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