If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I use my feet as sexual weapons
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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