We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
