spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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