These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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