I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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