Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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