I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Holy sore nipples Batman
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
