This girl is more easily done than said...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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