i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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