Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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