Say something about gay babies.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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