mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
how does that bad decision feel?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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