its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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