I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
