You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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