I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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