Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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