Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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