Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
